There are two things no self-respecting man should ever get caught holding: veggie burgers and Appletinis. That said, let's put an end to the extra-surgary, extra sweet, garnished, flowery-smelling, fruity-tasting, and paper-umbrella-decorated girly drinks unless you're on the set of Sex and the City. For one, the majority of them taste like diabetes and the others can hardly be called an alcoholic drink. Next time a lady asks you to try a sip of her Cosmopolitan, Sex on the Beach, or Fuzzy Navel, kindly tell her that you don't drink from that side...